Yes, we are that blunt. Expect to be lamb to the slaughter if you can't talk the talk and at least provide basic info as requested in the forum rules you agreed to when you signed up with this forum. If this is unpalatable feel free to call iXsystems and do a one-time ticket with them. It's not cheap, but they'll probably have your solution without you needing to have an education in the OS.
Knowledge is power...